{"title":"Thanksgiving","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny Thanksgiving shirts for men and women, and a funny Thanksgiving apron for whoever carves the turkey. Free US shipping on orders $50+.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny Thanksgiving Shirts are for whoever carves the turkey and tells the jokes. Turkey Deeds Done Dirt Cheap comes on a funny Thanksgiving T-shirt and an apron for the cook, and the Spiked Cider cocktail recipe shirt puts a bourbon cider recipe right on the shirt for the football game. The apron is a good fit for the person who actually does the cooking, and the shirt is for everyone who just shows up to eat.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey make good hostess gifts and funny shirts for the family photo. Every item is printed to order in the USA, ships free in the US on orders $50+ and usually arrives within 5 to 12 business days, so order a couple of weeks ahead of the big dinner.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"turkey-deeds-done-dirt-cheap-t-shirt","title":"Turkey Deeds Done Dirt Cheap T-Shirt – Funny Thanksgiving Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eA funny Thanksgiving shirt for men who carve the turkey and tell the jokes. For the one who handles the bird every November and does it for free. It's printed on the front of a garment-dyed Comfort Colors heavyweight tee with a broken-in retro feel.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfort Colors 1717: garment-dyed, heavyweight 6.1 oz 100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit, sizes S to 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColors: Black, Pepper, Navy and Graphite\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront print, printed on demand in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, do not iron on the print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree US shipping\u003c\/strong\u003e on orders $50+\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"DaddyOMerch","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":51587892347047,"sku":"19159795840392874510","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":51587892379815,"sku":"16558102003967590352","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Graphite","offer_id":51587892412583,"sku":"89246557236259880131","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":51587892445351,"sku":"16986511929917932238","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":51587892478119,"sku":"13834435366060061302","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":51587892510887,"sku":"13041302198877488585","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Graphite","offer_id":51587892543655,"sku":"16610235287862266550","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":51587892576423,"sku":"29315061807025876807","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":51587892609191,"sku":"24205708901341245338","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":51587892641959,"sku":"58954946792570100846","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Graphite","offer_id":51587892674727,"sku":"26197069755605637054","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":51587892707495,"sku":"30620294869915613828","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":51587892740263,"sku":"26868812190836660391","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":51587892773031,"sku":"32182862046506617106","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Graphite","offer_id":51587892805799,"sku":"29696943037229811672","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":51587892838567,"sku":"57484056125963729779","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":51587892871335,"sku":"15595813482774922335","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":51587892904103,"sku":"32539189519455829072","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Graphite","offer_id":51587892936871,"sku":"24846127768307791528","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":51587892969639,"sku":"16575701248162480873","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":51587893002407,"sku":"68844880824634441362","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Graphite","offer_id":51587893035175,"sku":"12298646931420263197","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":51587893067943,"sku":"28665166364129189980","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":51587893100711,"sku":"10305597782225400080","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":51587893133479,"sku":"31758513955689872649","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Graphite","offer_id":51587893166247,"sku":"32957056298000928729","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":51587893199015,"sku":"27020411373592728940","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":51587893231783,"sku":"25314904911745302816","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0633\/3608\/7719\/files\/turkey-deeds-done-dirt-cheap-t-shirt-black-flat-lay.jpg?v=1792689854"},{"product_id":"turkey-deeds-done-dirt-cheap-apron","title":"Turkey Deeds Done Dirt Cheap Apron – Funny Thanksgiving Cooking Apron","description":"\u003cp\u003eA funny Thanksgiving apron for men who run the turkey and the jokes. For the one who handles the bird every November and does it for free. It's printed on a heavy cotton twill bib apron with a big front pocket.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePort Authority Signature heavy twill bib apron: durable 9.4 oz 100% cotton twill\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e13\" wide at the chest and 32\" long, with an adjustable neck strap and long waist ties\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge divided front pocket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColors: Deep Black, True Navy and Brown\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull-color front print, printed on demand in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree US shipping\u003c\/strong\u003e on orders $50+\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"DaddyOMerch","offers":[{"title":"OSFA \/ True Navy","offer_id":51587893330087,"sku":"95531132978890388579","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"OSFA \/ Brown","offer_id":51587893362855,"sku":"13550996352719216869","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"OSFA \/ Deep Black","offer_id":51587893395623,"sku":"36621811953109955241","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0633\/3608\/7719\/files\/turkey-deeds-done-dirt-cheap-apron-brown-photo-1.jpg?v=1792624251"}],"url":"https:\/\/daddyomerch.com\/collections\/thanksgiving.oembed","provider":"DaddyOMerch","version":"1.0","type":"link"}